start.exe
volume.exe
Music
Sounds
You've got mail
chud_simulator.exe
Chud Simulator
Unlicensed. Unsupported. Unrefundable.
1 Link
2 Auth
3 Mint
4 Play
Sign in with your Phantom wallet to continue.
Contract addressSolana
Connecting is free. Hold 2,100 $CBTC to play.
View Gitbook No wallet? Get Phantom
Fresh start - playtest progress does not carry over.
Reading the chainLive
Checking your wallet for 2,100 $CBTC.
connecting to rpc.gronk.biz…
Wallet verified. Access granted.
Choose a username
Keep 2,100 $CBTC held to maintain access.
View Gitbook
You are short of the 2,100 $CBTC hold.
Entry requirementBalance: - SOL
2,100 $CBTC
You can sell it back whenever you want to quit.
Wrong wallet? Disconnect
Needed to Mint your Starter Rig.
Mint costsBalance: - SOL
. . .
A deposit you get back. Solana adds its network fee.
Wrong wallet? Disconnect
You are below the hold.
Held on-chainNeed 2,100 $CBTC
0 $CBTC
Mining stops. Cooldowns and bench jobs are paused.
View Gitbook Wrong wallet? Disconnect
email.exe
No unread
From:
Subject:
btc_client.exe
User photo
User:
WALLET
0.00 $CBTC
Yie1d . . . 11111
Your stats
Affiliate Code
Affiliate Code
$CBTC From Your Miners
0.00 $CBTC
YOUR CUT
2.5%
Your Miners
overclock.exe
Overclocks
drop.exe
The machine owes you something
?
Finished. Take your drop.
properties.exe
properties.exe
chud_simulator.exe
power_warning.exe
WARNING: THIS WILL SHUT YOUR RIG DOWN.
overclock.exe
Confirming… approve in your wallet.
This window will get out of your way shortly.
overclock.exe
Installing…
overclock.exe
This overclock's minigame arrives in a future update.
rig.exe
Hashrate
0 MH/s
Airflow - 100%
Bottlenecks
Spare Parts
chance
catalogue.exe
provably_fair.exe
Provably Fair
Sha256 the server seed and you get the Commitment above. Copy all prints the formula and all four inputs.
workbench.exe
workbench.exe
0
Cards need work
0
Scrap in the drawer
POTENTIAL RESULTS
POSSIBLE OUTCOMES
Drive Recovery0 / 3
awaiting target
chudnet.exe
Rare Server
Bulletproof hosting. Cash only.
Rent for one hack
241 $CBTC
POOL #23 · avg 2,405 $CBTC
Quote holds for 60s
Balance: 0 $CBTC
properties.exe
chudnet.exe - event
BLOCK REWARDS
chudnet.exe
chudnet.exe
Confirm Stake
Five Chuds. One Pool
Your position
chudnet.exe
+0.00
Raid P&L
LOGS
CHADS ONLY
Network
0
Total staked
Guide

Everyone starts a CHUD. Park $CBTC here and it takes a share of every block.

Five make a pool. CHADS rent servers and break in…

Everyone starts a CHUD. Chuds park $CBTC here and take a share of every block while it sits.

Five chuds make a pool. Until then you wait in a queue, which takes its share too.

Every 11 staked chuds carry one CHAD, picked at random from the stakers for 6 hours. It cannot be bought or asked for.

A chad rents a server and breaks into a pool. More expensive servers are more successful.

A hit drains ONE of the five, at random. Win or lose, everyone not drained splits HALF the rent.

Stake
0.00
$CBTC / hour
Your Position
0
Staked
The Network
0
TOTAL STAKED
Server List
0:00
REMAINING
0%
profile_edit.exe
Edit your profile
username say something
Photo
Identity
Username
Bio
profile.exe
Rig
GPU
Record
RAJESH · SUPPORT GRANDMASTER
SPACE
chud_simulator_display.exe